Can defeat combined force of all Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Have been known to have pleasant conversations with the EECS department.
beatles trivia
jump spinning outside-in crescent kick
not needing to sleep!
the ability to function normally without sleep
No sugar can pass before my eyes without instant consumption - this is a useful talent when being chased by the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.
Robert
teleportation
The stench of my super-hockey-uniform can stop evil-doers in their tracks (as well as any other creature possessing a sense of smell)
x-ray vision
I am a ferocious competitor -- particularly on the basketball and tennis courts.
Able to grow a full length beard in two days
fast footspeed (like the Flash)
Stronger than the Xerox copier, faster than the 8th floor fax, able to leap over 'Tute bureaucracy in a single bound--I am... Super Assistant!!
good sense of humour
Ability to walk into walls and see tall buildings.
I have the ability to unleash thousands of smallish earwigs into the face of any unsuspecting functional program who might assail me. But, of course, functional programs are a lazy bunch...
stamina
I can fly!!!
Able to work with JCMa.
I can absorb any super-hero's power at will and forever.
*Zap* your RSI is cured forever.
absolute direction. or do you mean something more exciting? hm. how about the standard TFOS power,
Undefeated in my 2 previous AI Olympics!
I am a neutrino fast squash player!
Zzzz.
spacing out
Pilsbury chocalate chip cookie dough (raw) eating, on a volume to body weight ratio. Ain't no one can beat that!
My personal superhero power is to: bullshit at will, and sleep anywhere.
I have a psychic connection to an alternate universe, where the laws of physics are such that infinitely fast computation is possible. (Also, computations can have infinite subcomputations.) Thus, I can instantly compute the answer to any problem in the arithmetic hierarchy.
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