Team A
Captain: Jim Goodman
David Beymer (beymer@ai.mit.edu)
Can defeat combined force of all Mighty Morphin
Power Rangers
rebecca Bisbee (bianca@martigny.ai.mit.edu)
Have been known to have pleasant conversations with the EECS department.
Joanna Bryson (joanna@ai.mit.edu)
beatles trivia
Fred Chong (ftchong@ai.mit.edu)
jump spinning outside-in crescent kick
Lillian Chong (ltchong@athena.mit.edu)
David "Pablo" Cohn (cohn@ai.mit.edu)
not needing to sleep!
Bill Dally (billd@ai.mit.edu)
the ability to function normally without sleep
Ian Eslick (beethovn@ai.mit.edu)
No sugar can pass before my eyes without
instant consumption - this is a useful talent
when being chased by the Stay Puff Marshmellow
Man.
Cynthia Ferrell (ferrell@ai.mit.edu)
Robert
Michael Frank (mpf@medg.lcs.mit.edu)
teleportation
Lisa Freedman (lbf@ai.mit.edu)
Jim Goodman (jimg@ai.mit.edu)
The stench of my super-hockey-uniform can stop
evil-doers in their tracks (as well as any other
creature possessing a sense of smell)
Matthew Grein (astro@ai.mit.edu)
x-ray vision
John Guttag (guttag@lcs.mit.edu)
I am a ferocious competitor -- particularly on
the basketball and tennis courts.
Robert Irie (irie@ai.mit.edu)
Able to grow a full length beard in two days
Steve Keckler (skeckler@ai.mit.edu)
fast footspeed (like the Flash)
Marie Lamb (marie@ai.mit.edu)
Stronger than the Xerox copier, faster than
the 8th floor fax, able to leap over 'Tute
bureaucracy in a single bound--I am...
Super Assistant!!
Yezdi Lashkari (yezdi@media.mit.edu)
good sense of humour
Rich Lethin (lethin@ai.mit.edu)
Ability to walk into walls and see tall buildings.
Jan-Willem Maessen (jmaessen@mit.edu)
I have the ability to unleash thousands of smallish earwigs into the face of any unsuspecting functional program who might assail me. But, of course, functional programs are a lazy bunch...
Carl Manning (caroma@ai.mit.edu)
stamina
Yoky Matsuoka (yoky@ai.mit.edu)
J.P. Mellor (jpmellor@ai.mit.edu)
I can fly!!!
Mark Nahabedian (naha@ai.mit.edu)
Able to work with JCMa.
Benjamin Renaud (benjamin@ai.mit.edu)
I can absorb any super-hero's power at will and
forever.
Robert Ringrose (ringrose@ai.mit.edu)
*Zap* your RSI is cured forever.
Nicholas Shectman (phi@ai.mit.edu)
absolute direction.
or do you mean something more exciting? hm. how
about the standard TFOS power,
SpraX (spraxlo@ai.mit.edu)
Undefeated in my 2 previous AI Olympics!
Martin Szummer (martins@mit.edu)
I am a neutrino fast squash player!
Deborah Wallach (kerr@pdos.lcs.mit.edu)
Zzzz.
bruce walton (bruce@ai.mit.edu)
spacing out
Mike Wessler (wessler@ai.mit.edu)
Pilsbury chocalate chip cookie dough (raw) eating,
on a volume to body weight ratio. Ain't no one
can beat that!
Matt Williamson (matt@ai.mit.edu)
My personal superhero power is to:
bullshit at will, and sleep anywhere.
Carl Witty (cwitty@ai.mit.edu)
I have a psychic connection to an alternate
universe, where the laws of physics are such that
infinitely fast computation is possible. (Also,
computations can have infinite subcomputations.)
Thus, I can instantly compute the answer to any
problem in the arithmetic hierarchy.
Rebecca Xiong (becca@ai.mit.edu)
N/A