Team B
Captain: Liana Lorigo
Stephen Adams (adams@ai.mit.edu)
Voluminous emission of high pressure acrid fumes.
Phillip Alvelda (alvelda@ai.mit.edu)
The ability to subsist with little sleep
Raj Amirtharajah (rajjy@ai.mit.edu)
I have the strength, speed, agility, and
danger sensing abilities of a man-size spider,
the result of an unfortunate accident where I was
bitten by a radioactive spider at a cyclotron
demonstration.
Colin Angle (orcus@ai.mit.edu)
Ability to clean an apartment in the blink of an eye.
Bill "Tonga" Baker (bbbaker@ai.mit.edu)
Able to Unite Warring Factions with a Single Glance
Michael ``Ziggy'' Blair (ziggy@altdorf.ai.mit.edu)
I can burst into flame like Johnny Torch of the
Fantastic Four (Marvel).
Mark Bonchek (bonchek@ai.mit.edu)
The ability to discern the secrets of the cosmos while opening beer bottles with my teeth; the power to tie my shoe-laces inside-out; and a zen-like mastery of the menu at Au Bon Pain.
Nick Carter (npcarter@ai.mit.edu)
As an undergraduate, I was famous for my ability to
cause things to spontaneously break in my vicinity.
Tony Eng (tleng@ai.mit.edu)
none really; just like fun stuff
Eric Grimson (welg@ai.mit.edu)
can juggle 27 different commitments at once while
only dropping two on the floor
Jesse Hong (jesse@ai.mit.edu)
the ability to project an aura of immense compentance in any field
Ian Horswill (ian@ai.mit.edu)
The ability to charm cats from a distance.
Ping Huang (pshuang@ai.mit.edu)
I stop alpha particles really well.
Kazuyoshi Inoue (kinoue@mit.edu)
I'm good at playing tennis &
volleyball.
Charles Isbell (isbell@ai.mit.edu)
expanding my tongue and raising both eyebrows and then lowering one or the other.
I am all-powerful. I am Tor.
Jorge (jmg@mit.edu)
Zeeshan R.Khan (zrkhan@ai.mit.edu)
Ice-Hockey Dude
Robyn Kozierok (robyn@ai.mit.edu)
Faster than a speeding baby, more powerful than
the stinkiest diaper, able to leap short humanoids
in a single bound....
Lisa Kozsdiy (lisak@ai.mit.edu)
Lily Lee (llee@ai.mit.edu)
Liana Lorigo (liana@ai.mit.edu)
yet undiscovered...
Oded Maron (oded@ai.mit.edu)
I can really burp.
Maja J Mataric (maja@cs.brandeis.edu)
mind-reading with intent to abuse the information
for personal amusement
for example, I can tell that Matt is now thiking
about setting up a satelite dish on top of his head
so he can be permanently linked to the Lab and
especially to Cog
Fanya S. Montalvo (montalvo@ai.mit.edu)
intuition and humor
Richard Roberts (rroberts@frodo.mgh.harvard.edu)
poetry in motion! good at wacking things with sticks
Ray Sidney (gor@theory.lcs.mit.edu)
Can raise either eyebrow without raising the other
Laurel Simmons (laurel@ai.mit.edu)
Able to leap tall nerds in a single bound in order to flee from requests for silly things.
Patrick Sobalvarro (pgs@ai.mit.edu)
I used to be able to recite the entire text of
T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land."
Diego Ariel Syrowicz (dasg@mit.edu)
Cool... social... intelligent... strong
(but not brutally); what more could you ask for?
Edward Tau (edtau@ai.mit.edu)
short and long distance running:
best 3-mile is 16:14; can do about 17:00 right now.
pretty good in b-all at guard and tennis
okay in v-ball and softball
Robert Thau (rst@ai.mit.edu)
Telepathic link to overstressed congressional
mail clerk
Mark Torrance (torrance@ai.mit.edu)
When wearing my transparent outer water-encasing
skin, I can refract light around my body to become
transparent from any one direction.
Carlin Vieri (cvieri@ai.mit.edu)
Able to leap curbs with a running start.
Holly Yanco (holly@ai.mit.edu)
Ability to pass those orals in a single bound...