Voluminous emission of high pressure acrid fumes.
The ability to subsist with little sleep
I have the strength, speed, agility, and danger sensing abilities of a man-size spider, the result of an unfortunate accident where I was bitten by a radioactive spider at a cyclotron demonstration.
Ability to clean an apartment in the blink of an eye.
Able to Unite Warring Factions with a Single Glance
I can burst into flame like Johnny Torch of the Fantastic Four (Marvel).
The ability to discern the secrets of the cosmos while opening beer bottles with my teeth; the power to tie my shoe-laces inside-out; and a zen-like mastery of the menu at Au Bon Pain.
As an undergraduate, I was famous for my ability to cause things to spontaneously break in my vicinity.
none really; just like fun stuff
can juggle 27 different commitments at once while only dropping two on the floor
the ability to project an aura of immense compentance in any field
The ability to charm cats from a distance.
I stop alpha particles really well.
I'm good at playing tennis & volleyball.
expanding my tongue and raising both eyebrows and then lowering one or the other. I am all-powerful. I am Tor.
Ice-Hockey Dude
Faster than a speeding baby, more powerful than the stinkiest diaper, able to leap short humanoids in a single bound....
yet undiscovered...
I can really burp.
mind-reading with intent to abuse the information for personal amusement for example, I can tell that Matt is now thiking about setting up a satelite dish on top of his head so he can be permanently linked to the Lab and especially to Cog
intuition and humor
poetry in motion! good at wacking things with sticks
Can raise either eyebrow without raising the other
Able to leap tall nerds in a single bound in order to flee from requests for silly things.
I used to be able to recite the entire text of T.S. Eliot's "The Waste Land."
Cool... social... intelligent... strong (but not brutally); what more could you ask for?
short and long distance running: best 3-mile is 16:14; can do about 17:00 right now. pretty good in b-all at guard and tennis okay in v-ball and softball
Telepathic link to overstressed congressional mail clerk
When wearing my transparent outer water-encasing skin, I can refract light around my body to become transparent from any one direction.
Able to leap curbs with a running start.
Ability to pass those orals in a single bound...