Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 17:57:09 -0500 To: "His name was Matthew Marjanovic..." From: Mark Nahabedian Subject: Re: Friday Night... In-Reply-To: Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Perhaps you havn't seen my proposed description for this event yet: > Since there is no description of the Club Nite olympic event linked > to the schedules page, I thought I'd offer one: > > Each contestant will be provided with 1/2 gram amyl nitrate, 2 qualudes > and a threepack of Bareback (tm) condoms. We will then participate > in Boston's Landsdown Street night life, arriving at about 10pm. To help > them through this event, those who managed to avoid the disco era of the > late 70's will also be provided with 2 square inches of blotter. > > Your goal is to dance your legs off to the oppressive beat of loud > and otherwise unnotable music, and to, more importantly, get lucky. > > Your team's score will be based on the number of soiled condoms it > returns to the event commissioner by noon the following day. > > Bonus points will be awarded to those who are observed "doing the > nasty" in a public area of the club.