Corinthians

Tyrant: Mike Leventon


Mike Wessler
Email: wessler@ai.mit.edu

How the @#^!#$%! are you supposed to draw an eta?


Mike Bolotski
Email: misha@ai.mit.edu

What do you use for toilet paper?


Matt Williamson
Email: matt

who knows?


Robert Ringrose
Email: ringrose

Naturally: Which way to the Olympics?


Lynn Andrea Stein
Email: las

If you could go forward in time with a PGT (Pretty Good Translator) and without fear of having altered the past, what question would you ask of a Future Technophile Type?


Raj Amirtharajah
Email: rajjy

Was Helen of Troy really worth it?


Fred Chong
Email: ftchong@lcs.mit.edu

Huh?


Theresa W. Long
Email: tlong@cs.wm.edu

party tonight?


Emil L. Hanzevack
Email: emil

peel me a grape!


Pam Sawyer
Email: psawyer@hbs.harvard.edu

Which way to the orgy?


Randy Davis
Email: davis@ai.mit.edu

What's really depicted on the frieze going around the Parthenon?


Paola Maria Fiocco
Email: P.Fiocco@agora.stm.it

Where the man is?


Stephen Adams
Email: adams@ai.mit.edu


Steve Keckler
Email: skeckler@ai.mit.edu

Anyone know a good hemlock bar around here?


Nicholas Shectman
Email: phi@ai

Hey, how do I work the shift on this time machine?


Boris Katz
Email: boris@ai.mit.edu

How did you get to be so smart?


Michael Frank
Email: mpf

Hey, buddy, how much would you pay for a chance to interface with Athena?


Lenny Foner
Email: foner@media.mit.edu

How can I do the Teresias trick myself?


Melissa Weisshaus
Email: melissa

Could you please leave a message for Fermat, suggesting that he gives the proof to his last theorem *somewhere*..? Thank you!


Brian Scassellati
Email: scaz

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Eric Loeb
Email: loeb@ai.mit.edu

Do you have change for a 50 Drachma note?


Matt Nikkari
Email: mjnikkar@eos.ncsu.edu

How do you tell the different teams apart if there all naked???



sara billey
Email: sara@math.mit.edu

Why wear white?


Umesh Maheshwari
Email: umesh@lcs.mit.edu

How would you prove that every number can be represented as the sum of two primes?


Rodney Daughtrey
Email: rsd@ai.mit.edu

Were those really thin layers of baklava an incredible pain to make back then too?


Robert Thau
Email: rst

Did the southernmost end of Hellenic settlement at about the time of the first Judaic kingdoms (David, Solomon et al) extend southward to the point that they had a common border? (Some archaeologists have lately hypothesized that the Greeks and the Philistines may have been the same people).


Jason Bergendahl
Email: bergenda

Can you direct me to the nearest giftshop?


Carl%20Hewitt
Email: hewitt@ai.mit.edu

Why are you guys always going to war with each other?