Are you going to MIT AI

Lyrics by Carl Manning (1998)
(sung to the tune of Scarborough Fair a la Simon & Garfunkle)

Are you going to MIT AI?                (Are you going to Scarborough Fair?)
  robot hands and artificial eyes       (  parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme)
Remember me to one who lives there      (Remember me to one who lives there)
  it was once a project of mine         (  she once was a true love of mine)

Tell it to pick me an intelligent pet   (Tell her to make me a ...)
  leads my way, and never gets wet
Without no wires nor attendants trailing
  then you'll be, a master in time

Tell it to find me an intelligent room  
  spots my face with automatic zoom
Without no screens, nor l.e.d's flashing
  then you'll be an engineer in time

Tell it to fit me an intelligent nurse
  knows my ills, and easy on the purse
Misses no news of new treatments pending
  then you'll be, a doctor in time

(instrumental interlude verse)

Tell it to route us emergency teams
  save my house, pet, nurse, and me
When ice storm caused blackouts send us all creeping,
  then you'll reach your tenure in time

Are you going to MIT AI?
  robot hands and artificial eyes
Remember me to one who lives there
  it was once a true love of mine