Lifer's Lament

Lyrics by Liana Lorigo, Raquel Romano, Jeremy de Bonet (1998)
(An AI Lab variation of "Nick of Time" by Bonnie Raitt)

A friend of mine he cries at night
  And he calls me on the phone
All his friends have Ph.D.'s
  And he wants one of his own.

He's waited long enough he says
  Still there's bugs he cannot hide 
Pretty soon he must defend
  And it tears him up inside.

He's afraid, afraid he won't leave the lab.	

I've lost my friends, they've all moved on
  And I watch my labmates change
I know they stare at me
  And it makes us both feel strange.

No matter how you tell yourself
  It's what we all go through
New students are hard to take
  When they're leavin' before you.

He is scared, scared of the changing lab.

When did the orals get so hard
  With so much more at stake
Sleep gets mighty precious
  When there's less of it to waste.

Mmmm....
Escape, he's got to escape the lab.		

Just when I thought I'd finished it		
  And all my programs run,			
They gave my thesis back to me			
  And rejected the son-of-a-gun.			

The Olympics came along
  And showed me that it all could be fun.		
Now that I've got good friends again		
  I doubt I'll ever be done.

My new friends, babe, friends in the AI Lab.	
It's all fun now, darlin', fun in the AI Lab.
The Olympics, baby, the games of the AI Lab.	
verse:
  Dm7 ----------------- C/E --------------------- Dm7/F ---------- C/G -----
   A friend of mine, he cries at night     And he calls me on the phone
  Dm7 ----------------- C/E --------------------- Dm7/F ---------- C/G -----
   All his friends have PhD's              And he wants one of his own
  Dm7 ----------------- C/E --------------------- Dm7/F ---------- C/G -----
   He's waited long enough he says  Still there's bugs he cannot hide
  Dm7 ----------------- C/E --------------------- Ddim+C/F ------- Am ------
   Pretty soon he must defend              And it tears him up inside    

refrain:
  Dm7 ----------------- G ----------------------- C/E ------------ C -------
   He's afraid          afraid he'll run out__ of time

[next verse & refrain have same chords]

Bridge:

  Bb(/F?) --------------- F --------------------- C/E ------------ C/G -----
   When did the orals get so hard            with so much more at stake
  Dm7 ------------------- C/E ------------------- Ddim+C/F ------- Am/E ----
   Sleep gets mighty precious        when there's less of it to waste

[double refrain]
  Dm7 ----------------- G ----------------------- Dm7 ------------ G -------
			 Mmmm                                       Escape
  Dm7 ----------------- G ----------------------- C/G ------------ C -------
			 He's got to escape__ the lab.

[another verse with same verse chords]

Coda: [triple refrain]

  Dm7 ----------------- G ----------------------- Dm7 ------------ G -------
  Dm7 ----------------- G ----------------------- Dm7 ------------ G -------
  Dm7 ----------------- G ----------------------- C ------------------------