Consider the sword. The ultimate weapon for close combat, invented centuries ago by our ancestors for the gleeful dismemberment of friends and foe alike. |
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Now consider the wiffle sabre. The ultimate weapon for close combat, invented minutes ago for the gleeful bludgeoning of our friends. |
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Any gladiator that can bring his/her opponent to the mercy of the emperor will earn an extra point for the pleasure of the emperor granting his thumbs-up or down.**